Usually found sitting behind his big desk counting big
piles of money or playing with his big executive
Sometimes he scares us by suddenly deciding he want's
to get more involved with the customers - He is a walking
PR disaster area waiting to break into a gallop
.......He of course doesn't realise this and trips
along happily creating a trail of mayhem
and disaster in his wake........ When talking about
writing this, his tip to me was: "That
will be easy - Luckily for us, I
am a master of public relations and advanced selling techniques -
Just don't use long words when writing to Ladies
and people with short attention spans.......Like - Colonials."
And another thing - Just pray that you don't
fall victim to one of his emails - It could prove to be a life changing
experience for you !!
Living in his own twilight world of Bisto and Horlick's,
Trev still thinks that the USA is part of the British Empire and that
all colonials, live in tents or log cabins without any of todays modern
luxuries - such as:
Lucas Electric mangles,
Perdio Black and White Television, Gramaphones
and Electric lighting.